At Beach Brawl, The Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels announced that he was retiring from the EWA after the injuries he suffered earlier in the year. Before all the paper work could become official, EWA Commissioner William McConnell at Summertime Blowout terminated the contract of Shawn Michaels.
Jobber: Ahh, shut up. I'm out here on bussiness. This bullshit is going to stop, and it's going to fucking stop now. You have bitches in the back who think that just because they do the job I pay them for, that it somehow enables them the ability to speak their god damned mind to me. It's through, it's over, I deserve respect here and now. And I'm going to do that, by finishing this little game of cat and mouse Hunter. Yes, I'm talking about you Mister Shell of His Former Self, your friends are gone because they refused to work. And try as I might, for some reason theses people just won't accept that Shawn has been literally burned out of history.. and so it is now time, that I, the oh so humble President of the Extreme Wrestling Alliance fire the man known as Sh...
("The Answer" hits over the PA System.. William McConnell walks out from the back, bumping into Jobber, forcing him out of where he was standing.. The two lock eyes..)
McConnell: Jobber. Do us a favor. Shut the fuck up. I am so sick of you thinking you can run around pretending like you run this company. How did you get your position, anyways? What's that? You just took it? Started proclaiming yourself El Presidente? Sorry, Jobber, but you've been bumped off.. See, I'm tired of guys like you who come and go when you please.. Yeah, you've had a hell of a year as a wrestler after.. What.. 4 years of inactivity except for the Extreme Bowl and fucking around with Purgatory? But as the so called president of this company,you've been nothing more than a waste of resources.. With Shane out of commission, and you running around playing with Hunter here.. Firing the Outsiders, kicking a guy in the wheel chair.. If the president represents the company then this company looks like absolute shit. The only time you ever act like a president anymore is when you wanna screw with somebody while I'm in the back filing your paperwork, signing my signature in your spots. For all intents and purposes, Lone Jobber.. I run this company and I will continue to assert myself as doing so. So as far as this little surprise goes? You can shove it.See, its guy like you.. The ones who retire whenever and then come back like nothing happened.. And I'm about to put the nail in the coffin. So Jobber, I want to look at this piece of paper real good..
Mark: McConnell just pulled a piece of paper out of his pocket and he's holding it up to Lone Jobber's face..
Rhino: Look at the color. Is that what I think it is..?
McConnell: In the case of Shawn Michaels, he is not to retire from the EWA due to his injuries. Instead, I, the Commissioner of the EWA, hereby TERMINATE Shawn Michael's contract! (Crowd begins booing loudly)
Mark: Did.. Did he just fire Shawn Michaels?!
McConnell: Oh, were you about to say something, Jobber?
Jobber: This isn't the end of us McConnell... I gave you that position you love to flont... but... (turns to Hunter in the ring) in the end, it's all the same, game over.
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