Mark:Rob Van Dam is out on his feet... J-Twisted charges... ONE HITTA QUITTA IN TO THE BARBED WIRE BOARD!
Rhino:That's gotta be it...
Mark:J-Twisted hooks the leg of Rob Van Dam 1...................2.................3.............. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL EWA World Heavyweight Champion J-TWISTED!
Rhino:J-Twisted has done it... J-Twisted has beaten Rob Van Dam here tonight at Glory...
Mark:J-Twisted is leaving Glory as the Heavyweight Champion of the World...
Rhino:The biggest win in his career on the biggest stage...
Mark:What a Decade it has been here in the EWA... Its been Ten Years of Extreme... And the best has yet to come... For all of in the EWA we thank you for joining us... This is...
("Shut Your Mouth" plays as Lone Jobber enters the arena...)
Rhino:Wait whats Lone Jobber doing?
Mark:Lone Jobber is coming down to the ring with his Royal Rumble Contract in hand....
Rhino:Is he cashing in?
Mark:Lone Jobber is ready to cash in... We are out of time... This has Been GLORY! GOOD NIGHT EVERYONE!
UNSEEN FOOTAGE
Mark: Jobber is sliding into the ring…
Rhino: J-Twisted can barely stand on his own two feet… this just isn’t right…
Mark: Jobber rushes and slams the briefcase into the forehead of our World Champion…
Rhino: I doubt he’ll be champion much longer.. look at Jobber parade around the ring…
Mark: Yes, and everyone is boo’ing him for his efforts… Jobber going to the corner.. he’s up… 450… connects… Jobber with one hand in the air, bounding the mat with the other…. 1…. 2… 3….
Rhino: We have a new world champion? Jobber loses to Michaels and is walking out with the title?
Mark: As Jobber is rolling out of the ring in celebration, I’m getting word in the back that no, Lone Jobber did not, I repeat did NOT cash in his Rumble Contract.
Rhino: What, then what was all this?
Mark: I’m not quite sure, we’ll just have to wait and see what happens.
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