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Show opens to see EWA INSIDE host and Director of EWA INSIDE INC. Darryll Brown sitting at his desk.
DARRYLL BROWN: GOOOOD EVENING WRESTLING FANS!!!!! I am Darryll Brown and you're watching EWA INSIDE!!!!!!
Enter Sandman by Metallica plays as different superstars are shown in rapid order to be completed with the EWA INSIDE logo cuts back to Darryll Brown.
DARRYLL BROWN: And what a show we have for you on this, the first episode of EWA INSIDE! I would like to thank you for tuning in to catch the best and latest from EWA's backstage and superstar perspectives! And our first story is.... what? FT.. EWA... you heard it here. EWA Champion, or should I say FTEWA Champion Will McConnell has launched his own personal protest against how he feels the brass or as the superstars call them, the suits, are running the company. Carrying around the EWA Heavyweight Championship Title with FTEWA spray painted on, and scathing in ring promos, the Champion is indeed making his voice heard. Now this has gotten under the skin of not only the front office, but the superstars as well. Last week, Pac Leader Dante Daevain and his spiritual adviser The Phantom, filed a formal protest to Shane McMahon and President Lone Jobber. Here are their responses:
scene cuts to a backstage interview with Darryll Brown holding the mic and EWA Executive Shane McMahon, beside him.
SHANE MCMAHON: We are reviewing the petitions that are being submitted by EWA Superstars and we should have a response in the coming weeks. As members of the EWA Executive Committee we take pride in doing whats right for all the EWA Superstars.
The situation with Mr. McConnell is currently a hot topic with the committee and when our meetings conclude, we will provide you with further information.
Scene cuts back to Darryll Brown sitting behind his desk, as he's receiving a cup of coffee from a stage hand
DARRYLL BROWN: sips his coffee and spits it out SPENDA! WHAT THE FUCK! I FUCKING HATE SPENDA!!! TAKE THIS SHIT!!! throws the coffee cup and the breaking of ceramic can be heard in the room looks to the camera What? I'm back on? SHIT! Composes himself... Well that was straight from the mouth of EWA Chairman Shane McMahon. Not only has Will McConnell gotten under the skin of Mr. McMahon and the Board of Directors, a few EWA Superstars, most notably the Phantom have filed formal protests to the front office concerning Mr. McConnell's recent actions. I also had the chance to speak with Mr. McConnell on the matter at hand.
Scene cuts to show the back of EWA Heavyweight Champion, Will McConnell, walking and Darryll Brown's voice can be heard in the distance getting louder.
DARRYLL BROWN: WILL MCCONNELL! WILL MCCONNELL! A MOMENT OF YOUR TIME SIR?
WILL MCCONNELL: turns around and grabs Darryll Brown by the collar of his shirt Who the fuck are you? Don't you see what I'm holding?
Darryll Brown looks at the title....
WILL MCCONNELL: I'm going to make this easy for you, this here is the FTEWA World Heavyweight Championship holds it up and if you ever use my name again without this title in it, I'm going to fuck your world up so bad it's going to make what I did to Big Daddy Ace in the Slaughterhouse match look like Polly Pocket. Is that fucking clear bub?
DARRYL BROWN: Yes sir.
WILL MCCONNELL: smiles Now that we have that established, what do you want?
DARRYLL BROWN: Well...... FTEWA Heavyweight Champion Mr. McConnell, My name is Darryll Brown and I'm the host of EWA
WILL MCCONNELL: Fuck, you're EWA? I already don't like you. Fuck you and fuck the EWA. But here, just for you trouble, I'll give you something you can run with. High Stakes. FTEWA Heavyweight Champion William McConnell Vs Triple H for the Fuck the EWA World Heavyweight Championship? I'm going to do something nobody in this company has had the balls to do. This isn't one of those things that you're just gonna be able to roll your eyes at either, like the Pac's stupid little petition. When I make move, no one and I mean no one will be able to look away. Trust Me.
Scene cuts back to Darryll Brown
DARRYLL BROWN: And there you have it from the Champ himself. Man was that an experience. I'm telling you, that guy is not one to be trifled with. Also we have this statement from the El Presidente himself, Lone Jobber with this statement...
scene cuts to Darryll Brown walking in EWA President Lone Jobber's office followed by a cameraman.
LONE JOBBER: Darryll! How ya been! Shakes Darryll Brown's hand
DARRYLL BROWN: Doing good sir. Just need your comments on a certain crisis.
LONE JOBBER: You talking about Will?
DARRYLL BROWN: The FTEWA Champion himself.
LONE JOBBER: Well, I've received the protests, and while Shane and the Board are all in a tizzy about it and all; I myself, don't really care about what he calls the title. He's earned it, defended it week after week, and he's earned the right to use it for whatever purpose he seems fit. As far as I'm concerned, Will McConnell is still the EWA, that's right I said the EWA Heavyweight Champion. Whatever he may call it is irrelevant as far as I'm concerned.
DARRYLL BROWN: Thank you very much El Presidente.
LONE JOBBER: You're welcome. Take care Darryll! We'll be watching you!
Scene cuts back to Darryll downing a glass of scotch
DARRYLL BROWN: I love scotch. Scotchy scotch scotch... here it goes down. Down into my belly Mmm mmm mmm... What? I'm on the air.... I don't believe you. No?... I'm really on the air....... shit..... Time for a commercial!
Scene cuts out and the EWA logo can be seen on the camera and a man off camera can be heard
MAN OF CAMERA: EWA Presents FRIDAY NIGHT FRENZY!!! Live tonight in Little Rock, Arkansas! Come see the hardest hitting action in professional wrestling! Live tonight! Tickets on sale at your local Ticketmaster!!!! FRIDAY NIGHT FRENZY! BE THERE!
Scene cuts back to Darryll Brown hurriedly downing a glass of scotch before composing himself.
DARRYLL BROWN: WELCOME BACK TO EWA INSIDE! Once again I'm your host Darryll Brown bringing you the latest and best from the backstage of the EWA! We've covered the Champ's FTEWA Campaign but he's not the only causing headaches among the EWA oh no. It seems that a mysterious hooded figure has been targeting the collective known as the Pac. First the Phantom, a right after he defeated Road Dogg last may at Tuesday Night Carnage he walked right into a roundhouse kick from the said assailant. Let's have a look at that!
Scene cuts to footage from Tuesday Night Carnage on May 22, 2012
Rhino:The Phantom escapes again…
Mark:The Phantom spins Road Dogg around… IN CONFESSION!
Rhino:The Phantom has the crucifix armbar locked in…
Mark:Road Dogg is struggling to get to the ropes…
Rhino:The Phantom is trying to fully lock it in…
Mark:The Phantom has it locked…
Rhino:There is no place for The Road Dogg to go right now…
Mark:Road Dogg is trying to fight it…
Rhino:He is struggling…
Mark:Road Dogg Taps Out! Its Over!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner THE PHANTOM!
Rhino:The Phantom pulls out of the victory here tonight
Mark:The Phantom celebrates his victory…
Rhino:Watch out…
Mark:Someone hooded person just entered the ring…
Rhino:Who is that?
Mark:The Phantom turns around and walks right in to a Round House Kick!
Rhino:That kick took The Phantom off of his feet…
Mark:This mystery person has escaped the ring..
Rhino:Who ever this was made their impact felt…
scene cuts back to Darryll Brown watching intently
DARRYLL BROWN: Ouch... that's got to hurt. And then, last Friday the same hooded figure showed his... or her... face again during the Phantom's match against the X Core Soldier Subway, lets have a look at that!
Scene cuts to footage from Friday Night Frenzy from June 11, 2012
Mark:Subway covers The Phantom 1……………..2………….Kickout by The Phantom…
Rhino:The Phantom is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:The Phantom has staggered back up… Subway nails him with forearm shots…
Rhino:He is laying them in…
Mark:Something is going on backstage right now…
Rhino:Are we really going to be breaking away from this match up…
Mark:We are being told we are…
Rhino:What is happening?
Mark:As we can see that’s Gregory Davidson…
Rhino:He isn’t moving…
Mark:A hooded individual is standing over him..
Rhino:This person is holding up two fingers…
Mark:What does the two fingers mean?
Rhino:I’m not sure…
Mark:Officials are heading back to there to check on Gregory Davidson…
Rhino:Something is up as that same person was here a couple of weeks ago…
Scene cuts back to Darryll Brown watching quizzically.
DARRYLL BROWN: Wow... This guy really has it in for the Pac. A question from the locker room and some mail I've been getting from fans is “Why haven't the Pac responded?” Well, guess what! Pac founder and leader The Devil Himself Dante Daevain had this to say regarding the hooded assailant.
Scene cuts to Dante Daevain's promo earlier tonight...
DANTE DAEVAIN: "I want nothing more than to become the next 'victim' of the illustrious hooded figure. Yep. I'll play along...And I'll tell you what..come find me backstage sometime, or hell come in to interrupt my match tonight...conk me over the head or something and I'll play along..."
"I'll do everything in my powers to make you think that you got the best of The Devil Himself so you can go on feeling proud about your awesome ability to best The Pac...Just know that when you do this..you're waiving all rights to blame anyone but yourself for what may become of you in the future. You'll end up just like CM Punk with no one to blame but yourself..."
scene cuts back to Darryll Brown at his desk
DARRYLL BROWN: Will he be next? Will the hooded man respond? We will find out TONIGHT at Friday Night Frenzy!
Scene fades to a commercial break
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Scene fades back to Darryll Brown at his desk.
DARRYLL BROWN: One more thing before we wrap this up. I have been getting a lot of mail from you, the fans, about the whereabouts of the EWA Tag Team Championship Belts. Ever since Degeneration X were literally given the belts by none other than Father Christmas himself, the belts have been forgotten and eventually locked in a closet. That is, until May 11, 2012, when Shane McMahon and the Board of Directors stripped Degeneration X of the titles. As of right now the Tag Titles remain vacant and I have no knowledge of their whereabouts other than that they reside in a closet not belonging to Degeneration X. We can only hope that Shane McMahon and the Board of Directors find a way to bring the Tag Team Titles back into the forefront of the EWA. Well that's all we got for you this evening. Tune in next week for a brand new episode of EWA INSIDE! Until then, GOODNIGHT!!!
Enter Sandman plays and the camera zooms out as the scene fades to black...
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